I know I haven't written on here in a long freaking time, but something struck me the other day. Despite my active destruction of my body, I am apparently healthier than I have ever been in my life. I recently had to complete my annual physical health assessment for the navy, and I got told by the corpsman that I should watch how much I drink and smoke. Currently, I'm blitzed about three nights a week and I smoke about a pack a day. Okay, I'll give you a little bit of time to wag the fingers. ......And that should be enough. However, my blood pressure is only about 110/70, I am in the top twenty runners in my detachment of over 900 sailors, and my resting heart rate is 48 beats per minute. So basically I have the cardiovascular system of Lance Armstrong without the testicular cancer thing. I don't know how I do this, but apparently I have been designated by some sort of deity as a big "fuck-you" to the medical community. I don't know how long this can possibly last, but I just want to point out to everyone that when I was 16, (I'm now 23) and I did not smoke or drink at all, I was told by my doctor that if I did nothing to lower my high blood pressure or cholesterol, I would either have open heart surgery or die before I made it to 40. Now I'm healthier than a lot of doctors. Go figure. Granted, I have lost over 80 pounds since I was 16, but I think this just shows, put down the cake and smoke a cigarette, you'll live longer and become an athletic freak of nature.
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Friday, 13 March 2009
Hi everybody! I haven't posted anything in a long time, but I've been extremely busy. I classed up finally, and I'm almost a month in now, out of 14 total. So far I'm getting everything well, and I'm happy with how I'm doing. Not a whole lot else to say right now, so I guess that's it.
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