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Sunday, 19 July 2009

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    Recipe for Hate
    By Bad Religion
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    Somehow, I am amazingly healthy

    I know I haven't written on here in a long freaking time, but something struck me the other day.  Despite my active destruction of my body, I am apparently healthier than I have ever been in my life.  I recently had to complete my annual physical health assessment for the navy, and I got told by the corpsman that I should watch how much I drink and smoke.  Currently, I'm blitzed about three nights a week and I smoke about a pack a day.  Okay, I'll give you a little bit of time to wag the fingers.  ......And that should be enough.  However, my blood pressure is only about 110/70, I am in the top twenty runners in my detachment of over 900 sailors, and my resting heart rate is 48 beats per minute.  So basically I have the cardiovascular system of Lance Armstrong without the testicular cancer thing.  I don't know how I do this, but apparently I have been designated by some sort of deity as a big "fuck-you" to the medical community.  I don't know how long this can possibly last, but I just want to point out to everyone that when I was 16, (I'm now 23) and I did not smoke or drink at all, I was told by my doctor that if I did nothing to lower my high blood pressure or cholesterol, I would either have open heart surgery or die before I made it to 40.  Now I'm healthier than a lot of doctors.  Go figure.  Granted, I have lost over 80 pounds since I was 16, but I think this just shows, put down the cake and smoke a cigarette, you'll live longer and become an athletic freak of nature.

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Friday, 13 March 2009

  • Hi everybody!  I haven't posted anything in a long time, but I've been extremely busy.  I classed up finally, and I'm almost a month in now, out of 14 total.  So far I'm getting everything well, and I'm happy with how I'm doing.  Not a whole lot else to say right now, so I guess that's it.

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